emilydesexual:

Zack Addy becomes a father, Zack Daddy

Zack Addy works at a golf course, Zack Caddy

Zack Addy follows current trends, Zack Faddy

Zack Addy does something morally wrong, Zack Baddy

Zack Addy gets angry, Zack Maddy

Zack Addy as a young man, Zack Laddy

Zack Addy does something really cool, Zack Raddy

Zack Addy cries, Zack Saddy

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

I’ve never loved anything more that I cannot relate to at all

tagged → #about me
maritzac:

what boxes


wait why do they have two doormats?

maritzac:

what boxes

wait why do they have two doormats?

tagged → #lolololol

make me choose → jakeschicken asked: jake johnson or nick miller

swarley-daggers:

This is the best because not only is it 100% Swarkles (You cannot physically hit a higher level of Swarkles than this) but there is also A LOT of Nobie going on here and I find that beautiful.

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

tagged → #lololol #food poisoning
tagged → #lol

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn’t know who I am.

tagged → #paul rudd